awkward moment of the week... TMI, sorry

Disclaimer: This is gross......
now that it's over, its also hilarious

So since going gluten crazy the last week (only 40 days and counting). I have been feeling increasingly sick, hives, upset stomach, nausea/vomiting, headaches, being cranky, excruciating abdominal pain, bloody noses ( yes those are linked to gluten intolerance too folks)  you name it. My poor husband.... I feel like I am not whining too much however, just reminding him daily how "soon" my appointment is in days (not weeks or months). Unlike him, I can see the finish line......not

Anywho... I have been blessed with sudden urges to throw up lately and I'd rather not do that on my way to work with about 40 feet of my 20 minute journey to go wearing fresh clean scrubs. (KU parking garage takes about 20 minutes to park and walk in and I didn't have that kind of time) Thus I stopped at the McDonalds on rainbow to use their restroom so I wouldn't be watched throwing up in public, because the lord knows that contrary to popular belief by nose pickers, just because you are in your car alone, doesn't mean that noone can see you! Now I will preface this by saying there is noone EVER in this bathroom, I would know. And of course I run with my hand over my mouth into the bathroom whilst everyone is staring at the freak in scrubs about to puke. I dash into the comfort of the "empty" bathroom to see little pink sequin shoes under the door and a tiny voice saying " mommy no toilet paper". Her mom grumbled " fantastic " from inside the same stall while I was thinking the same thing. I see the other stall door cracked and open it in a fury.....

SOME MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WAS NOT JUST PEEING INSIDE!!!

WTF people lock the freaking door. This isn't your house, I am not your husband or your cat and it is not ok to do your business with the door open (cracked....whatever).
So my options were,
1) wait on the taking forever, no toilet paper pair behind door number #1,
2) yell at the psycho behind door #2 to hurry up
3) puke in the trashcan......
I chose #3, the liner had just been changed and was clearly cleaner than the shape I imagine the toilet paperless seat and Ms. Psycho's seat to be in.


40 days left.....KILL ME NOW